Our Testaments
| "I'd recommend doulas, white noise machines, and ear plugs to anyone."
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"We not only needed a doula to help us learn how to feed the twins at night, we needed someone to help us control the 5 year old."
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"I do not care to provide you with a grandiose testimonial for your website. Those bloody parents should be checking backgrounds and demanding blood tests."
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| "The children are all in bed and asleep." -"Good.. Really?"
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| "The sleep deprived are a wonderful population."
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" I'd pay you $250 just to get horizontal for an hour."
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